Limerick of the Day #21
April 16, 2020
When investing again, give pause
RE: Victoria Secret because
Other stocks, OK
But nobody I say
Is going back to underwire bras
Limerick of the Day #22
April 17, 2020
On politics you shouldn’t be shy
Proclaim loudly, “Live free or Die!”
But I have a beef
When the daily brief
Features the My Pillow guy!
Limerick of the Day #23
April 18, 2020
I’ve organized every last drawer
Learned the art of mopping the floor
If we’re not out soon
They’ll think I’m a loon
If I start cleaning the neighbor’s next door!
Limerick of the Day #24
April 19, 2020
Using canned carrots, garbanzos & peas
For the circulating chain recipes
The pantry now bare
Can you suggest fare
With yogurt, eggs, water and weeds?
Limerick of the Day #25
April 20, 2020
Some states have tests, some re-agents, some swabs
But we need all three to return to our jobs
Instead of demonstrating
Work on coordinating
So we can stop disenfecting doorknobs
Limerick of the Day #26
April 21, 2020
I’m on zoom and everyone froze
Since Covid, my wireless blows
We’re all on lockdown
And WiFi skips town!
Where is it, the internet goes?
Limerick of the Day #27
April 22, 2020
Although we are living in fear
We can still find time for good cheer
Enjoy this earth day
A global birthday
Under skies remarkably clear
Limerick of the Day #28
April 23, 2020
This virus comes from the far East
Those infected call it “the beast”
Why does the spread
Seem to have led
To a universal shortage of yeast???
Limerick of the Day #29
April 24, 2020
So many people seem to transfix
On a show of “Joe Exotic’s”
How did Tiger King
Become such a thing?
There’s much more to watch on Netflix!
Limerick of the Day #30
April 25, 2020
While everyone feels off kilter
They’re finding new friends from the shelter
There’s puppies and cats
But no rescue rats!!
Since they caused this Helter Skelter ;/
Limerick of the Day #31
April 26, 2020
Some take HydroxyCUT to get thin
Or is it Hydroxy-chlor-oquin??
Not a good call
Taking shots of Lysol
Your best bet is still to stay in.
Limerick of the Day #32
April 27, 2020
The daily task force briefing’s gestalt
Includes an update and then placing fault
‘til a suggestion
Of Clorox ingestion
Brought the process to a screeching halt
Limerick of the Day #33
April 28, 2020
Workout and stay mentally sharp
Learn a new language…practice the harp
Or you can just bail
Be a quarantine fail
And lay on the couch like a carp
Limerick of the Day #34
April 29, 2020
This Yom Ha’atzmaut isn’t awful
Israeli’s must stay home and be lawful
Going full hearty
At a YouTube party
Let’s celebrate by eating falafel!
Limerick of the Day #35
April 30, 2020
Are your dishes so sparkly clean?
I think you know what I mean
I’m just betting
There’s a new setting
On your dishwasher called “quarantine”
Limerick of the Day #36
May 1, 2020
Many friends have been called on to vouch
Though normally not much of a slouch
A hollow sunk in
Looks like a pun’kin
Where I’ve planted for months on the couch
Limerick of the Day #37
May 2, 2020
Although it has sent up a cheer
Results of the treatment’s unclear
Death and upheaval
Even med sounds medieval
All hale Lady Rem-de-si-vir!
Limerick of the Day #38
May 3, 2020
My body hurts and I’m short of breath
Are these symptoms of my pending death?
Still can’t hate ‘er
Pass the respirator
It’s “OrangeTheory at Home” with Coach Beth
Limerick of the Day #39
May 4, 2020
Hungry for a meal or a snack?
Burrito, egg roll, big Mac?
No longer a glutton
To push the button
On GrubHub, you’re now “giving back!”
Limerick of the Day #40
May 5, 2020
There is science and facts from Doc Birx
Yet… on ocean waves, still magic lurks
Mother nature’s seaside fireworks
Submitted by Johanna Rose, Orange County – Newport Beach.